If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
MY FRIEND IS GOING TO VEGAS AND SHE WON’T BRING ME BACK A HOOKER
IM NOT BRINGING A HOOKER FOR. YOU. YOU WANNA PAY THAT PLANE TICKET FOR ME?
CAN I HAVE A KPOP CONCERT TICKET??!? PLEASE.