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If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
(Source: jellyguy)
yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
MY FRIEND IS GOING TO VEGAS AND SHE WON’T BRING ME BACK A HOOKER
IM NOT BRINGING A HOOKER FOR. YOU. YOU WANNA PAY THAT PLANE TICKET FOR ME?
CAN I HAVE A KPOP CONCERT TICKET??!? PLEASE.
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
(Source: whitestgirluknow)
